Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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