She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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