Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
