I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
