walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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