Is it because I queefed?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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