I'm lost and stupid without you.
Quick, to the slutcave!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
