we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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