why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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its like you know when i get waxed
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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