talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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