: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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