I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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