She is in my trunk
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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