let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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