I'm gonna have a badass scar
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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