Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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