You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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