I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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