She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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