clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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