So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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