haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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