Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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