I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize