Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
