Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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