Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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