i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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