I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Who died my cat blue again?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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