I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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