I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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