I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
