didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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