he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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