Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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