if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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