I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We left an ass print on the piano.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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