dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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