i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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