think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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