We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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