I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
why is half of my head shaved?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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