hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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