i just google imaged poop.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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