He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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