I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jerry, you need to find god
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
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