I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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