Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He felt like a one man threesome
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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