so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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