You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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