I showed him my bush... on skype.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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