sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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