I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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