well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I think I just sharted jello shots
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