i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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