She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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