There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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